Bearded Men… J/K It’s The Starborn!

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Bearded Men… J/K It’s The Starborn!

 

The Bearded Men are on a national tour and Austin is one of their stops. UNFORTUNATELY, their tour bus has broken down and they won’t be making it.

But just when all hope was lost, two mysterious and vaguely German interstellar space sibling descended from the sky to take their place.

The show is now FREE, and you’ll get to see the triumphant return of THE STARBORN.

The Starborn is an improvised, interactive alien invasion. The playful and devious alien twins (played by Mia Iseman and Ryan Austin) land on Earth to toy with the humans in the audience before they destroy them for good.

But just before they blast us into particle dust, they want to get to know us a little bit. Play with our emotions and see up close the culture they’ve prepared to destroy for centuries. No seat is safe as they work their way into the audience and observe, misinterpret and often abduct anyone that strikes their fancy. Earth is doomed in the best possible way.

With opening act The Uncertainties!
Fast-paced, grounded, clever, heart-breaking, structurally innovative–these are words that we would like people to use when describing us. We’d also take off-beat, playful, and surprisingly dark, with cannibalism likely. At the very least, please say, “they do improvised montages.”